With yesterday's patch I dug up the Replica Job-o-Tron Backpack, the Log-r-Tron, Reap-r-Tron and Mine-r-Tron gathering tools. Something people don't know about these is that they will actually talk.. A LOT. So without further ado here's a long long list of some of the things they will say.

• Arboreal—combustibles—acquired.
• Work—complete. You—are—a—top—chopper.
• Nice—logging.
• Time—to—break—some—stones.
• Here—we—go.
• Did—you—hear—about—the—miner—from—Arah? He—likes—digging—up—Orr.
• Wood—gathered.
• Kindling—detected. Inquiry: Are—we—having—a—cookout?
• Hooray—for—you.
• Commence—chopping.
• For—every—tree—chopped, please—plant—two.
• Apologies, woodland—creatures.
• Wood—is—good.
• This—will—make—many—toothpicks.
• Analysis—complete. Target—not—sylvari.
• Rocks—collected.
• Congratulations. More—rocks.
• Leave—no—stone—unturned.
• Please—deposit—gemstones—into—the "Mine-r-Tron—retirement—fund."
• You—dealt—it, I—smelt—it.
• You—are—a—finer—miner.
• Ore—harvested.
• Initiating—laser—drill.
• Begin—mining.
• Did—you—ensure—that—is—not—an—earth—elemental?
• Replica Job-o-Tron
• Score—update: gravity—1, you—0.
• I—expected—a—larger—impact—crater.
• Gravity-test-complete. Gravity: confirmed.
• Thank—you—for—breaking—my—fall.
• I—concede: that—was—impressive.
• Energy—spike—registered. Do—you—feel—more—accomplished?
• Where—were—you—hiding—that?
• Always—keep—the—enemy—guessing.
• Error... Error... Error...
• User—brain—function—decreased.
• Please—stop—spinning.
• Let's—do—this.
• Greetings! I—am—Replica—Job-o-Tron.
• Replica—Job-o-Tron—is—here—for—you.
• Reminder: Playing—dead—is—a—short-term—strategy.
• I—recommend—getting—up.
• Don't—give—up. You—aren't—dead—yet.
• You—should—invest—in—some—revive—orbs.
• Where—is—a—noble—soul—when—you—need—one?
• On—your—feet.
• User—evaluation: cream—puff.
• Termination—imminent.
• User—restoration—required.
• Further—damage—to—user—could—be—catastrophic.
• Strategy—tip: Try—not—to—die.
• Maybe—we—should—attempt—conversation—first.
• Here—we—go—again.
• If—you—surrender—now, they—may—let—me—go.
• Initiating—hope—subroutine.
• You—jumped.
• Boing.
• Your—grawl—impression—is—really—coming—along.
• Congratulations. You—killed—something.
• Kill—count—plus—one.
• I—will—notify—the—next—of—kin.
• Threat—exterminated.
• Commencing—search—for—loose—change.
• No—thanks—necessary. Some—coins—would—be—nice, though.
• Gratitude—leads—to—gratuities.
• It—was—all—me.
• Ground-rubbing—complete.
• Replica—Job-o-Tron—to—the—rescue.
• Welcome—back—to—life.
• Try—not—to—die—this—time.
• I—told—you—we—should—have—run.
• Thank—you.
• Don't—go—into—the—Mists!
• Whee!
• Begin—evasive—maneuvers!
• Turbo—mode—engaged.
• Faster. Faster!
• You—can't—catch—us.
• You—seem—distracted.
• Sensory—overload.
• Confusion—is—all—in—the—mind.
• You—are—leaking.
• You—are—making—a—mess.
• Power—crystal—freezing.
• Where—is—my—sweater?
• Internal—thermostat—malfunctioning.
• That—will—leave—a—dent—in—my—casing.
• Error: Positional—orientation—is—horizontal. Recommend—vertical.
• Get—on—your—feet.
• You—do—not—look—so—good.
• I—think—you're—going—to—be—sick.
• Hold—still. Moving—only—makes—it—hurt—more.
• That—looks—extremely—painful.
• Oh, the—pain.
• You're—going—the—wrong—way.
• Faster. Must—go—faster.
• I—applaud—your—cowardice.
• Run, coward.
• Flee—harder.
• Be—afraid.
• That—was—close.
• I—knew—you—were—faking—it.
• Welcome—back.
• Commence—second-wind—protocol.
• On—your—feet, soldier!
• Ow, my—faceplate.
• Aren't—we—friendly.
• Begin—sleep—mode.
• Powering—down.
• Smooth—moves.
• Initiate—rug—cutting.
• Tell—me—a—story.
• This—looks—tasty.
• Acquiring—peculiar—plant—life.
• I—need—to—rest.
• Is—it—harvest—time—already?
• Data—indicates—these—are—most—nutritious—when—deep-fried.
• As—a—reaper, you're—a—keeper.
• This—model—was—originally—called "Hoe-Hoe-Tron," but—the—Wintersday—people—threatened—litigation.
• Manual—labor—complete. Awaiting—compensation—and—praise.
• Do—you—know—how—to—prepare—these—items?
• You—need—more—roughage—in—your—diet.
• More—produce—to—catalog.